You want to know why I hate TV? I hate TV because of commercials. Not just any commericals, really, I think commericals are the most interesting part of TV. They show us how our minds work. There is one commercial that I just can't stand, however. Every night I see it, during the news or late night TV shows my momma watches, or when Arron and I are sitting around watching the golden girls or some other pointless shit.
Betty Crocker Warm Delights microwaveable desserts.
It's all women. Younf Parading around in their pajamas, dancing to music or just relaxing in their favorite chairs. Eating these desserts with drippy fudge or caramel. A sultry woman's voice talking about how chocolate is the 8th wonder of the world, warm chocolate the 9th. About how the spoon should be licked, about how the bowl should be licked until the tongue is tired. Images of women licking.
And so then, the commercial ends, and I don't want chocolate. I think, "goddamnit, now I'm horny. Stupid commercial."
Stupid commercial.
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That's ok, I like women licking too. Or is it women-licking? Quandary.
-N
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